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This is another song about the style over substance nature of the music press as it exists at the moment: so music blogs, basically. That’d be fine but there’s no style either. Airbrushed, white-washed, hopelessly conservative. They like to bemoan the lack of invention but punish flare by ignoring it completely. This song is so short that by the time you’ve read this note it will be over if you are a slow reader.


from How To Lose Friends And Influence No​-​One, released October 9, 2016
(Music and Lyrics: Brian + Dan Bordello)

Dan - Vocals, Bass and Lead Guitar / Brian - Rhythm Guitar and Percussion / Ant - Harmonica



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