I know what you’re thinking but here’s a challenge. Chuck out all your records by artists who fucked kids in the 60’s and 70’s: that even means your Bowie I’m afraid because of Lori Maddox. If you own any Led Zeppelin records then chucking ‘em out you’re doing yourself a favour. Gary Glitter’s worst crime in the eyes of the cognoscenti is not the horrible, inexcusable acts of sexual exploitation he committed: no, it’s that he committed them while being naff. So it is naturally our mission to set the record straight and do it to a synth-studded glam stomp, albeit more Meek than Leander.