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I know what you’re thinking but here’s a challenge. Chuck out all your records by artists who fucked kids in the 60’s and 70’s: that even means your Bowie I’m afraid because of Lori Maddox. If you own any Led Zeppelin records then chucking ‘em out you’re doing yourself a favour. Gary Glitter’s worst crime in the eyes of the cognoscenti is not the horrible, inexcusable acts of sexual exploitation he committed: no, it’s that he committed them while being naff. So it is naturally our mission to set the record straight and do it to a synth-studded glam stomp, albeit more Meek than Leander.


from How To Lose Friends And Influence No​-​One, released October 9, 2016
(Music and Lyrics: Brian + Dan Bordello)

Dan - Vocals, Bass, Synth, Percussion and Drum Machine / Brian - Guitars / Ant - Backing Vocals



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